One Flew West

    My parents tried to kill me. I laid down and started to fall asleep but I wasn’t tired so they were probably using carbon monoxide to make it look like an accident. Or they turned off the pilot light on the oven. I don’t know. I thought the house would explode so I… Continue reading One Flew West

One for the Road

  “I guess what I want is for— oh, fuck me!” The patrons at the bar all turn to see what’s happened. A waitress comes to clean the mess and says, “It’s OK’” and she bends to pick up the pieces. Again, she says it’s fine and she smiles. She sweeps up the nasty, little… Continue reading One for the Road